Flip-Flops are The Devil's Footwear

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Heyo I redid some of my carrd so I’m redoing the post

Some links for quick access– Pronouns.page, Artfight, Toyhou.se

Reblog tag- ‘yeah I’ll reblog that’

Original post tag- 'wolfy speaks’

Queue tag- 'a q 2 u’

Art tag- 'wolfy does art’

Pinned Post Wolfy Speaks wolfy's carrd my carrd feel free to ask questions about anything on my carrd i dont bite mostly
roach-works
slipstreamborne

Today I learned about Pluto Time, a website where you enter your location and it calculates the next time the sky above will be as bright as high noon on Pluto. Typically the minutes/moments just before sunrise or just after sunset.

The video that I saw about it talked about how small the sun is at that distance, a half-grey dot in a sky of almost black. But on the chalk cratered surface it's at least as bright as the nights lit by our own full moon, they said. Bright enough to read by.

I just stepped out into the dusk and the crickets were so very loud in the purple white light, the trees so dark and green.

Greetings, all you insectoid natives of a lost once-planet. What are you reading today, three billion six hundred seventy million and fifty thousand miles from our shared sun?

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cheeso

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

alphabetcompletionist

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cheeso

i wasnt finished yet

cheeso

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alphabetcompletionist

oh my bad

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

kickmuncher3
dungeonmastersconsortium

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OUTSTANDING

phae-touched

This can't be real life.

ralfmaximus

Holy shit it's real.

Nicknamed "Project 42," the initiative is believed to involve a purchase of millions of dollars in special glass — large enough that it drew attention from employees last year. Limited liability firms linked to Musk and executives are also known to have bought large volumes of land in the area.

Commence Glass Onion jokes now.

yagrandmapeach

It's so sickening that you just KNOW '42' is in relation to Hitchhiker's Guide because Elon thinks he's a really hoopy frood for having read it even though he's the human equivalent of Vogan poetry.

edgar-allan-possum

Oh, I am going to make SO MANY jokes about how Elon shouldn't throw stones in the future

albatris
genderpunks

there is so much sexiness in the "unfashionable" and so much to adore and behold in "average" people. people who don't care to match clothing or know what "looks good". people who have whatever haircut that doesn't bother them and don't care how it looks. people who have missing teeth who smile real wide. people with crooked noses and love them the way they are. people with wrinkles who don't hide them. people with fat arms and double chins and big bellies who let them show. people with hair in "weird" places and unibrows who don't shave them. people who have never even tried or cared to apply makeup or hair products. people who are just themselves and are not trying to be anyone else but that.

there are a million ways to be attractive as a person, and we need to take a moment to appreciate how many of them don't require trying to look "perfect" or trying to look like anything at all. appreciate the people who just are. those are the sexiest people of them all